I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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