When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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