He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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