So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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