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Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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