Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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