i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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