I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
The adults are the big ones right?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
