Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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