Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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