glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Non-Jews are for practice
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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