Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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