I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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