Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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