You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone