Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale

(401): View more from Rhode Island

at least we're not in new jersey

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog

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(540): View more from Virginia

I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...

(1-540): View more from Virginia

You at least unplugged it right?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical

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(907): View more from Alaska

Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.

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(775): View more from Nevada

A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian

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(804): View more from Virginia

If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.

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(269): View more from Michigan

When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.

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