The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.