The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed