It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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