idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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