So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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