glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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