I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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