Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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