i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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