Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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