love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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