So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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