At least make sure they are 18
Why
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
This is classic penis vs brain.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
