that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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