She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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