Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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