Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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