Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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