Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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