Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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