guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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