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never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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