put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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