Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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I wish there were birth control emojis
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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