is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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