I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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