Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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