Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
