If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Someone shit on the floor
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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