I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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