I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
hell yes lets make some ravioli
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize