i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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