Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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