he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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