So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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