on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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