Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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