they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
a search helicopter?!
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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