my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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