Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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