there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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