Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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